Spare a thought for the man who ended up in hospital after trying the ‘world’s most dangerous sex position’ only to see it go horribly wrong after he heard a ‘loud cracking sound’.
After the 37-year-old man from Indonesia heard his penis cracking loudly, he suddenly felt lots of pain (the phrase ‘no s**t, Sherlock’ comes to mind) and his erection was immediately gone.
Unable to pee and with blood coming out of the end of his thoroughly whacked tally whacker, he decided that he really needed to be in a hospital and when he got there, doctors realised that something else had happened to it on the way.
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Upon examination, they found that the broken penis now looked quite like an eggplant all the way down, essentially rendering the man’s manhood a flaccid mass of purple pain.
Doctors discovered that the man had suffered from a ‘wide and deep’ bilateral rupture, which sounds incredibly unpleasant.
The 37-year-old was immediately put in for surgery and after three days, he was able to take off his bandages, and a month later he had largely recovered, though perhaps next time he’ll be choosing a safer position.
As for the position in question which is so dangerous, it’s the ‘reverse cowgirl’, where the woman is on top and facing away from her partner.
“If there is any erratic thrusting or if the movements of the two parties are not in sync, it could lead to the male jabberwocky slipping out and be crushed by the female pubic bone.” he explained.
“Despite being boneless, penises can break. A penile fracture is actually a tear in the tunica albuginea. This is actually a rubbery sheath of tissue that allows the penis to enlarge during an erection.”
“You’ve been warned. Overenthusiastic sex can lead to your penis looking like an aubergine.”
